Friday, December 18, 2009

{For Kicks and Giggles}

I was going through some prego magazines(while taking a break from packing) and came
across these hilarious AND ridiculous advertisements and thought
I'd share the wealth with you all!!
Come on!! They can't be serious!!! Can they??

"Tired of trying to do it all?"
(Not after I've seen this!!)

"Offers a more natural resting position for your breasts
for a more restful sleep while maintaining your natural beauty."
(Yeah, I'm sure my husband would Love this!)


"Save every drop of the perfect baby food."
(Really, enough said!)


"Babies naturally adopt the fetal position and its amazing
to see how quickly they calm and relax."
(Yeah, I'm sure I'd be quiet if I were shoved into that thing
and couldn't breathe too!)
And this was in an email sent to me. I can't get over this!!(read the paragraph below)
Well, there is good news and bad news about my Christmas decorations this year.
The good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations.
The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wreacked while driving by. Secondly, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it up against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top(she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.
Kind of feel I gave into the man by taking him down. I think I made him too real this time. It was fun while it lasted!!! :)
I hope every one got a few laughs out of these!! I sure did!!

4 comments:

Mark&Noelle Taylor said...

ha ha i laugh at all these things too the milker is my fav

Caralee and Jon said...

Dang. I don't think I should show Jon these pictures!! Haha. Wow so many exciting things. I totally need to update my blog more often.

Jodi said...

Oh my gosh!!!! That is so stinkin' funny!

Drew and Michelle said...

Oh man thanks for the good laugh!